If you eat an Otter Ice Pop too fast, you'll get a bwain fweeze.
Doing a 24-piece-holographic puzzle of Spider Man will also give you a bwain fweeze -- or at least make you wonder if your reading glasses need a change in perscription.
If you get frustrated with said puzzle, just close your eyes, put your hands together and "think" for a minute. Then try again.
When all else fails, "do the math."
It's always a good idea to carry a banana with you, in case you need a snack.
Watching a group of 10 five-year-olds in gymnastics is better than a professionally choreographed Broadway show.
Taking turns making up stories as you go along can make for great fun and lots of giggles.
Sometimes, you can make someone the happiest person in the whole world, just by treating him to a Happy Meal with chicken nuggets.
After spending six hours with the cutest nephew in the whole world, you